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Every time a straight girl tells me “I wish I was a lesbian,” I want to light myself on fire.

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Picture it. Walk with me for a second.

You enter into your favorite local bar looking good as hell, but you know the only heads you want to turn — spicy & stylish alpha bitches — are heavily fixated on the D. The hot girl talks to you, but she only wants to be your best friend. Her nonthreatening and attentive…

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